Lucifer Trailer

[Finn]

Hi guys,

Could someone please transcipt this trailer, text would be just fine. Thanks in advance!

 

[taytoy]

@Finn

Here you go.

 

- People like to tell me things, those deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind.
- You’re not marrying this human stain cause you’re actually in love with him, right?
- Oh God, no!
- No!
- Oh my… I can’t believe I just said that.
- It must be something about his face.

WHAT IF THE DEVIL 
DECIDED TO QUIT

AND MOVED TO THE
CITY OF ANGELS?

- Hey, boss.
- Remember me?
- Can I have your autograph?
- Did I sell my soul to the devil?
- So the Devil made you do it, did he? The alcohol, the drugs, the topless selfies. The choices are on you, my dear. Pull yourself together.

- Any witnesses?
- Lucifer Morningstar. Is that a stage name? 
- God given, I’m afraid.
- Why don’t you tell me something? How did she end up dying in a hail storm of bullets and you get away without a scratch?
- The benefits of immortality.
- What will your corrupted little organisation do about this?
- We’re done here.
- Someone out there needs to be punished. 
- Stop caring, you’re the Devil.

- I think you have a visitor.
- Amenadiel.
- Your return to the underworld has been requested.
- Let me just, huh, check my calendar. Here it is. The 7th of Never through to the 15th of Ain’t-gonna-happen. How does that work for you guys? Try it. I think Father is upset now.
- He will not be merciful for much longer.

FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
JERRY BRUCKHEIMER

- We should be out there, punishing those responsible. Come on, I'll help you.
- How could you possibly help me?
- I have the ability to draw out people’s forbidden desires.
- You’re psychic or something?
- No, I can’t read people’s mind. I’m not a Jedi.

TOM KAPINOS
CREATOR OF ‘CALIFORNICATION’

- Watch and learn, OK? You’re thinking about it, aren’t you? 
- Do you two know each other?
- No, no, but I know that look. See, I wouldn’t recommend it. I’m like walking heroin, very habit-forming. It never ends well.
- I do yoga. Hot yoga.
- What did you do to her? Did you roofie her?

AND LEN WISEMAN
DIRECTOR OF
‘SLEEPY HOLLOW’ & ‘UNDERWORLD’

- What exactly do you think happens when the Devil leaves hell? All of those demons, all of those tormented and tortured souls, where do you think they go?

THIS SEASON

- You seem oddly immune to my charms.
- Referring to them as charms, I think, is a bit of a stretch.
- Did my father send you?

- What’s your name?
- Lucifer.
- Like the Devil?
- Exactly!

LUCIFER

COMING SOON
FOX